I couldn't refuse to go to the Bisley Shooting Ranges for a course organized by North London Rifle Club, despite the amount of coursework I have to do over the weekend. I simply could not
That was kind of once-in-a-lfetime opportunity, I think. And it was GREAT.
We started with black powder pistols - smoke, fire and noise (and yeah, that's mainly the reason I'm watching a Western now
) I got 46 in 12 shots, which is not that bad. It was much easier than I expected. Now I'm not as impressed with the shooting they do on the films, as I was before.
Then we went onto 200 yrds range - sniper's rifle shoot to a target that appears for 3 seconds in different places over a small area. I got 21/25... wow. 3 seconds seemed much longer than you may think... On the same range we tried the Martini-Henry rifle, famous from the battle of Rorke's Drift in 1879. It gives you a nice kick on the shoulder. It's meant to be shoot for at most 100 yrds, and we were shooting at 200, but I hit the target all three times
Again, nice smoke and bang
After lunch we were shooting a normal rifle to a small target at a short distance, which I failed completely
. We were meant to shoot one bullet at each of the 15 snooker balls on the target. I got 15 holes on my target (and two holes on a few balls - which means substracting points). But I'm quite sure I shot three bullets at a target next to mine... XD
The last shot was at 900 yrds. It was a lot, and the wind picked up. But I managed to hit one bull's eye on this. I was so happy, until they told me that the bull's eye is 2 feet across, and the targets are 12...
The pistol and Martini-Henry were most fun. When I finish school I may start shooting rifles more often (of course, I will not forget about archery...), but restoring and repairing old weapons also seems fun.
Do I sound like a crazyman?
Stolen from
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you".
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (yeah, once, when we had glass door on the terrace... and a few times in a labirynth made of Venesian glass - does that count?)
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (sounds fun...)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (oh yes, it does happen all the time)
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (...and rode into it on a bike, because riding bike in forest after sunset, and without any light is FUN)
[x] You have been called a blonde.
Total: 5
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the "Alphabet Song" and "Twinkle Little Star" had the same melody.
[ ]You just sang them to make sure. (I don't even know the words of "Twinkle Little Star... XD)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Last time was on Wednesday, while fencing...)
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
Total: 4
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with 3 fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (I may be spending too much time with
i-cant-draw-but-hey[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
Total: 1
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (oh, yes)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
Total: 3
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math. (ME?!)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You're taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Of course... art, for example)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something that was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (that is often the case with the Pen)
Total: 4
[ ] You posted bulletins because you were scared what they say'll happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things. (Breaking things is fun...?)
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused. (No, I think I frown)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (and all I find is a stormy sea)
[x] The word "Um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "Um" means.
[x] You say "What" and "Huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Total: 5
I am 61% mentally ill.
(I really did expect a higher result
)